January 2011
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WatchMe sliding down a slide during the middle of the night
WatchMe sliding down a slide during the middle of the night
“She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night”
– Proverbs 31:18
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Britney's back with a VENGENCE →
Okay so everyone knows that I am a crazy crazy possibly worse than Perez Britney fan. Well i’m waiting for the release of her album and everyday I go to Best Buy and Barnes & Nobles just to see if I can flash a few twentys and get someone to give it to me in advance. So far my plan hasn’t worked but i’m hopefull that I might be able to win it off of a radio station...
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Writer's Block →
A poem dedicated to the writing process.
“I rode a bull tonight, I think i’m officially certified as superwoman.”
– Womack
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Hey followers!
I know you guys are out there and I just want to say THANK YOU for reading, laughing, and just clicking on the page to get me views. I promise that one day, when I rule the world, that I won’t forget you.
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Check out some of my published writing →
This is one of my most misunderstood yet emotionally driven piecies. Each verse corresponds to growth and deliverance. I won’t spoil everything for you! Just read and enjoy.
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I got pulled over today
Officer: may I see your license?
Me: sure
Officer: you were going 42 in the 30 so I pulled you over. This is a residential neighborhood so you have to be careful.
Me: okay
Officer: ill drop it down to 39 that way you'll pay less.
Me: thanks
Officer: where do you get your hair done?
Me: uuhhh you want your hair done like mine?
Officer: no you look like the girl from the music video.
Me: music video???
Officer: yeah you know it used to be real popular.
Me: ummm diana ross?
Officer: no! I'm not that old lol. You have her hair.
Me: ohh. Beyonce?
Officer: no. The one with the milk shake song.
Me: kelis?!?! Hahha
Officer: yeah! that's the one. She's good I like her.
Me: yeah I like her too.
Officer: you never had anyone tell you that you look like her?
Me: noooo way hahha
Officer: well its a good thing. I like her.
Me: yeah she's cool.
Officer: here's your ticket. If you can't pay it call that number and they will extend it three months.
Me: oh cool, thanks.
Officer: you have a nice day and drive slow out there.
Me: okay I will. Have a good day too.
***commentary at least white/black relations are improving in duval. He was cute to say the least. Who wants to volunteer to pay for my ticket?
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Andthencomepoop
" I can't believe you lost the ball andthencomepoop."
"What did you just call me?"
"Andthencomepoop" Sam answered.
"What in the world is that?"
"My mom says it."
"But what is it?" Willow asked.
"A term of endearment. My mom calls my dad that all the time."
"Really?" Willow said sarcastically.
"Yeah she always says that. Like this morning she goes 'take out the trash you andthencomepoop' or she'll say 'you lost the remote andthecomepoop."
"I don't think its a nice word Sam..."
"Sure it is."
"Umm no." Willow stated firmly.
"What if he eats a lot of oatmeal and it gets stuck inside and no milk will flush it out?" Sam shouted
"What?"
"Exactly! Andthencomepoop." Sam countered proudly.
"I give up," Willow said with an exhasperated voice.
Juicing again
“So then this raptor jumped out of the woods and tried to EAT my legs. And I was all like ‘you can’t eat my legs because I need to jump with these.’ So I run up this cliff…”
“Uh huh,” Willow yawned.
“…but then these aliens came to my rescue and I had to charge them for parking I mean it was only fair right?”
Silence
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Things you always wanted to ask...
"If I gave you 10 dollars minus 6 cents and added two quarters and then billed you for 5 dollars how much would you have left?" Sam asked rubbing together two coins in-between his pudgy fingers.
"I'd have 5.44 left." Willow responded.
"Wrong! You'd have $10.44 and an unpaid bill for $5.00. See, I told you I was smarter than you."
"You're such an idiot." Willow replied looking down at Sam.
"No my friend, you are!" Sam exclaimed with a smile on his face.
“You open your hand
and satisfy the desires of every living thing.”
– Psalms 145:16